I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
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