How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
Less adorably, the dog stared me down, yelping, while I gave him a morning blowie.
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
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