ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
It wasn't your birthday, you weren't supposed to be the drunk one
When people keep buying you drinks at the bar because they like you, you can't say no to them
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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