the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
figured you should hear this from me. Your refrigerator door is way broken. I opened it last night when i was drunk and tried to climb the shelves. i got to the one with the mustard.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
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