I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
My bar tender texts me around 5ish and ask what I feel like, so it's ready for me when I get home. All star service.
Dude. You are the LAST person that should live above a bar.
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
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