How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
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