I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
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