I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
So my mom wants me to come swim with dolphins with my little sisters in October. I'm not sure how to tell her I saw a "when dolphins attack" special when I was rolling and am now terrified of them.
The creepiest man is serenading me at the bar right now. I had about a quarter of a drink left and the bartender just walked over and filled it with vodka and walked away laughing.
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
Yeah apparently i called the bartender a "fucking prison warden" after she took my keys and called me a cab
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