So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
After I finished inserting the catheter he said he thought my name was familiar. Didn't have the nerve to tell him he was my fifth grade teacher.
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
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