i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
I didn't pay for a single drink 'help me I'm poor' was my drink pickup line. it totally worked.
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
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