dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, you're a dumbass
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
I think I'm going to inject the gummy vitamins with vodka
I'm glad you're using your medical degree for some good for once
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
Well, I found the missing blow... in my fucking suitcase... THIS MORNING. Yeah, I flew from FL to NY with blow in my suitcase yesterday.
I told you to check, dude
Yeah, AFTER I checked my bag and I was already sitting on a plane. Oh well. I figured worst case I'd do like 15 hours in county and I was totally prepared for that anyways. I always prepare for that when we hang out.
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
Randomize
