I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
I just found (and ate) a chunk of a reese's that fell between my boobs. Problem is that I finished those off 3 days ago in a drunk induced sob session... Has it really been that long since I changed my clothes?!
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
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