so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
Well the good news is my "i'm an adult" dinner party went well, they all brought wine and complimented my cooking abilities. the bad news is i woke up with the leftovers in my bed/on my face
On a separate but also a very relevant note, can we practice drinking wine like real people?
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
Randomize
