Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I think i peed on brittanys purse
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
Screw it. I'll show up in a white dress with a sign that says " I fucked the groom and it wasn't that great."
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
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