Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
I'm going to get a baby outfit made and send it to her that says: "My husband fucked his subordinate and all I got was another baby".
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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