I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
I just realized I am holding a beer in 133 out of 134 photos of me on my facebook page.
Nobody is perfect
I'm at Waffle House wearing one of the paper hats in the other
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
If I had a quarter for every time I had sex in your bed while you were out of town, I would probably be a lot more willing to buy you new sheets. Hope you're having a nice vacation.
I just found the gloves and lightbulb I stole. Did you pee on a ATM inside a bank?
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
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