Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
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