i jhust puked up my retainher.
I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
We all know the best way to start a relationship is greeting while at least one of you are intoxicated, dual facebook stalking, and a two week long game of 20 questions via texts to 'really' get to know each other. In that order.
I wouldn't have it any other way. It's like a fairy tale!
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
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