Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
Put viagra in his coffee. I did that with Geoff last month and three hours later I had bitten through a throw pillow and gotten a noise complaint from a neighbor
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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