There is a banner on a house by campus that says "welcome to college dads. Thanks for dropping off your daughters!"
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
the best part was when he threw his debit card on the table, looked at everyone and said "turn this into pizza!" It felt like a scene in a 'coming of age' teen comedy.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
The only thing I'm asking santa for is my period.
And vodka?
And vodka.
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
The number of threesomes I have agreed to seems to increase every time I talk to you drunk...
Randomize
