she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
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