he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
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