That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Assholes at mcdonalds drive through wouldn't serve us last night even though we said we were on small motorcycles that were to small for them to see and weren't heavy enough for the sensors. We made noises and everything.
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
You were partners with her mom and you began calling her "the Robert Horry of beer pong" You also kept telling her that she was hotter than her daughter.
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
Randomize
