physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
he was so excited that he found the elusive clitoris. i was like look christopher colombus, just because you found it doesnt mean you knew what to do with it
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
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