Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
So I come back home and a huge flock of enormous vultures are on my roof
They're waiting for you to die
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
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