Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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