Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
I think the duck is in my room. You have no idea how much worse a duck makes a hangover
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
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