You're a womanizer and a bitch.
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
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