Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
Never drink rum straight from the bottle, even if people say it'll make you a pirate. It won't: it'll make you a bumbling shitfaced idiot who just drank rum straight from the bottle.
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
I offered to trade my cat for a bottle of tequila as long as it had a handle on it and realized I had a problem
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
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