Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
where does the pee come out of this thing
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
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