he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
almost dropped my phone in the toilet but it somehow bounced off my tit and landed on the floor. Boobs: saving me hundreds of dollars in bar tabs and smartphones since '09
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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