office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
Putting the hydrocodone in Pez dispensers. Do you want Speedy Gonzales or Darth Vader?
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
He dated me before I started drinking. I feel like he deserves a consolation bj for all the effort he had to put in to get in my pants.
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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