They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
When you called me you were telling a hobo that you couldn't spare ten bucks bc that was your beer money. All your words were slurred.
Fuck him.
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
I just dropped a condom on the floor at costco in front of my girlfriend and her husband. Today is not going to go well.
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
Randomize
