i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
I asked him if we were exclusive and he followed up with, "If a tree falls in the woods and no ones around, does it still make a sound?" Wtf am I supposed to do with that?!
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