Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
I'm gonna write a book. Almost Awesome: all the times I ALMOST got laid.
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
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