Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
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