Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
I was having a dream that I was swimming in a pool filled with melted chocolate but woke up to find I had poured chocolate milk all over my body
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
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