My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
She unfriended me on Facebook after I responded to her long love note with #demtittesdoe. Jager is the goddamned devil.
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
I just folded my laundry and I washed 3 pairs of underwear and 6 jizz towels. Clearly I'm quarantining right.
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