Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
I haven't been this sober since birth.
We've reached that awkward stage of the relationship where he's in love with me when he's drunk, but sober him is still afraid of commitment.
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
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