Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
You brought back some girl with you at 3am and introduced her to everyone as "hot pocket"
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
Woke up naked on my floor covered in cookies. We should celebrate fake hurricanes every weekend.
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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