You Definitely drank the goldfish bowl like it was a giant margarita
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
You know it was a good weekend when; you leave a bi-lingual letter of apology on top of a stack of cash for hotel housekeeping.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
painting my nails while super high-drunk. Ended up painting my entire hands. Both.
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
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