I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
So I come home yesterday and my brother is like "watch this" and it turns out he's been retraining my dog to come running when u say "anal"
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
Apparently I bought a laptop last night, then gave the laptop to a friend who was going to give it to her friends' friend to put some cool shit on it. Anyway, I have no idea where my new laptop is now.
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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