That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
My co-worker just asked me if i colored my hair. Time to take a shower.
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
Randomize
