Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
Ok. So I've woke up in a hospital. New thing to top that.... Waking up and realizing you've been locked inside the bar by urself at 430 am and all the doors are locked by key
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
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