How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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