so the weed I found in my fridge is actually lettuce. tell jim I need that 5 bucks after all
Whose surfboard did we steal and why is there a wood carving of a pelican in the fridge where the beer used to be?
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
Randomize
