Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
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