YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
You are an awful beat friend I am goin to die in a car accident and then my corpse is going to be used by criminals ala weekend at bernies to rob a bank then my corpse will go to jail Thanks john Thanks for nuthin
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
apparently i'm really good at getting wasted, having sex all night, getting multiple hickeys and oversleeping father's day brunch. this is the third year its happened.
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
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