It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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