I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
He set two of my ex boyfriends on fire at two different bars without anyone knowing it was him or how it happened either time. He might be a fucking super hero
I mean, they were small fires and no one got hurt, but still. Awesome.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
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