I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
My puke in the shower morning just turned into a puke in the restroom at work afternoon. I'm the human embodiment of dumpster fire.
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
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