Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
Accidentally drunk dialed my mom last night. Started the conversation with "Where you at girl?"
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
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