I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
6 margaritas later and free shots of tequila, i woke up with a fat lip and they said i blew my nose in a slice of bread
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
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