He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
Hired a new intern today and we have something in common. I blew her boyfriend in high school. Do you think she knows?
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
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