i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
oh god was she eating orange peels again
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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